Wednesday, May 27, 2009

More Than Friends

Hey everyone, Buck here.

My fag hag, Elizabeth Taylor came over with her friend today to "play" with me.






It looks to me like she was doing more than "playing" though.  I think she keeps hoping that one day, I'll turn straight and be with her.  

She thinks dry humping me will be the secret to her success, but I gotta tell ya, it just irritates me.  This  is my one true love.


Sunday, May 24, 2009

Our Love Story

Buck and I get a lot of questions about how we met, so here's our love story.

Patches was living with his mom and was feeling a little lonely.  Mom had a son from a previous relationship but we didn't really get along.  For a while we did and I thought that maybe it might turn into something, but alas, we were not meant to be.

Mom knew I was a homosexual and was totally ok with it.  She wanted me to find someone special, so she suggested I try to online dating site E Homony.

It took a while, but I finally found the love of my life, Buck.  He is a blonde bombshell!  He is so pretty!  It was love at first sight (and sniff).

He had a crazy, funky hairdo when we first met, but I was able to talk him out of it after we had been together for a while.


See what I mean.  But he was so cute and I was a smitten kitten, so I let it slide.... for a while.

We've been together for almost a year now.  July 4th will be our 1 year anniversary. 


He says he's got something special planned, so we'll see what that turns out to be.  I'm super excited!

So, that's our story.  

Great isn't it?!