<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978374409678690222</id><updated>2012-02-16T08:17:03.277-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Secret Lovers</title><subtitle type='html'>We are an interspecies, homosexual couple.
These are the days of our lives.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://buckandpatches.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978374409678690222/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://buckandpatches.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Buck and Patches</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12720489081737786653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='26' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x35oGTZ-mOM/Shnygzm8sHI/AAAAAAAAAAo/U7GB3GdCfc4/S220/100_1787.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978374409678690222.post-8402859286258558429</id><published>2009-05-27T20:47:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-27T21:05:00.300-05:00</updated><title type='text'>More Than Friends</title><content type='html'>Hey everyone, Buck here.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;My fag hag, Elizabeth Taylor came over with her friend today to "play" with me.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x35oGTZ-mOM/Sh3uJ9LKp0I/AAAAAAAAABI/P5upr8crQfM/s1600-h/IMG00242.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x35oGTZ-mOM/Sh3uJ9LKp0I/AAAAAAAAABI/P5upr8crQfM/s320/IMG00242.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340686587938907970" style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px; " /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It looks to me like she was doing more than "playing" though.  I think she keeps hoping that one day, I'll turn straight and be with her.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;She thinks dry humping me will be the secret to her success, but I gotta tell ya, it just irritates me.  This  is my one true love.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_x35oGTZ-mOM/Sh3xBNsG-XI/AAAAAAAAABQ/ZVqgfDnvF_k/s1600-h/IMG00199.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_x35oGTZ-mOM/Sh3xBNsG-XI/AAAAAAAAABQ/ZVqgfDnvF_k/s320/IMG00199.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340689736288106866" style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px; " /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978374409678690222-8402859286258558429?l=buckandpatches.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://buckandpatches.blogspot.com/feeds/8402859286258558429/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://buckandpatches.blogspot.com/2009/05/more-than-friends.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978374409678690222/posts/default/8402859286258558429'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978374409678690222/posts/default/8402859286258558429'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://buckandpatches.blogspot.com/2009/05/more-than-friends.html' title='More Than Friends'/><author><name>Buck and Patches</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12720489081737786653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='26' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x35oGTZ-mOM/Shnygzm8sHI/AAAAAAAAAAo/U7GB3GdCfc4/S220/100_1787.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x35oGTZ-mOM/Sh3uJ9LKp0I/AAAAAAAAABI/P5upr8crQfM/s72-c/IMG00242.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6978374409678690222.post-7091301635883012454</id><published>2009-05-24T19:40:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-24T19:56:18.952-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Our Love Story</title><content type='html'>Buck and I get a lot of questions about how we met, so here's our love story.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Patches was living with his mom and was feeling a little lonely.  Mom had a son from a previous relationship but we didn't really get along.  For a while we did and I thought that maybe it might turn into something, but alas, we were not meant to be.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Mom knew I was a homosexual and was totally ok with it.  She wanted me to find someone special, so she suggested I try to online dating site E Homony.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It took a while, but I finally found the love of my life, Buck.  He is a blonde bombshell!  He is so pretty!  It was love at first sight (and sniff).&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;He had a crazy, funky hairdo when we first met, but I was able to talk him out of it after we had been together for a while.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x35oGTZ-mOM/Shnq1SH0JUI/AAAAAAAAAAU/PApwz2Bs2a8/s1600-h/100_1446.JPG"&gt;&lt;img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x35oGTZ-mOM/Shnq1SH0JUI/AAAAAAAAAAU/PApwz2Bs2a8/s320/100_1446.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339557034343015746" style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 242px; " /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;See what I mean.  But he was so cute and I was a smitten kitten, so I let it slide.... for a while.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;We've been together for almost a year now.  July 4th will be our 1 year anniversary. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x35oGTZ-mOM/Shnr2MT96AI/AAAAAAAAAAc/-BqdgV57OUA/s1600-h/100_1784.JPG"&gt;&lt;img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x35oGTZ-mOM/Shnr2MT96AI/AAAAAAAAAAc/-BqdgV57OUA/s320/100_1784.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5339558149474871298" style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 242px; " /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;He says he's got something special planned, so we'll see what that turns out to be.  I'm super excited!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;So, that's our story.  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Great isn't it?!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6978374409678690222-7091301635883012454?l=buckandpatches.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://buckandpatches.blogspot.com/feeds/7091301635883012454/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://buckandpatches.blogspot.com/2009/05/our-love-story.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978374409678690222/posts/default/7091301635883012454'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6978374409678690222/posts/default/7091301635883012454'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://buckandpatches.blogspot.com/2009/05/our-love-story.html' title='Our Love Story'/><author><name>Buck and Patches</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12720489081737786653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='26' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x35oGTZ-mOM/Shnygzm8sHI/AAAAAAAAAAo/U7GB3GdCfc4/S220/100_1787.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x35oGTZ-mOM/Shnq1SH0JUI/AAAAAAAAAAU/PApwz2Bs2a8/s72-c/100_1446.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
